We’ve been feeling it for a while. AI-generated posts and comments filling up the feeds on LinkedIn. Em dashes were said to be the tell that AI wrote the content. Other patterns are easy to spot, like overuse of emojis in headings and my personal most-hated, the “it’s not X, it’s Y.” That type of construction is called an antithesis and it’s exploded. And now that I’ve pointed it out, I’m sure you’ll notice it everywhere too. Sorry, not sorry.

Sam Kriss, exploring why AI writes the way it does:

A lot of A.I.’s choices make sense when you understand that it’s…trying to write well. It knows that good writing involves subtlety: things that are said quietly or not at all, things that are halfway present and left for the reader to draw out themselves. So to reproduce the effect, it screams at the top of its voice about how absolutely everything in sight is shadowy, subtle and quiet. Good writing is complex. A tapestry is also complex, so A.I. tends to describe everything as a kind of highly elaborate textile. Everything that isn’t a ghost is usually woven. Good writing takes you on a journey, which is perhaps why I’ve found myself in coffee shops that appear to have replaced their menus with a travel brochure. “Step into the birthplace of coffee as we journey to the majestic highlands of Ethiopia.” This might also explain why A.I. doesn’t just present you with a spreadsheet full of data but keeps inviting you, like an explorer standing on the threshold of some half-buried temple, to delve in.

All of this contributes to the very particular tone of A.I.-generated text, always slightly wide-eyed, overeager, insipid but also on the verge of some kind of hysteria. But of course, it’s not just the words — it’s what you do with them. As well as its own repertoire of words and symbols, A.I. has its own fundamentally manic rhetoric. For instance, A.I. has a habit of stopping midway through a sentence to ask itself a question. This is more common when the bot is in conversation with a user, rather than generating essays for them: “You just made a great point. And honestly? That’s amazing.”